nicloe.com: Killeenisms

Inspiration: Big Brother

Created: Tue 24 Jun 2003 12:00

From last night's Big Brother "live" nominations:

I wonder if they'll turn on each other like a flock of seagulls fighting over the last chip on the beach.

It seems that the lovely faux timber container has magical powers, and Big Brother is going to cast another spell over the housemates; but there will be more of that later.

Reggie has potted a couple, but 5 housemates are still chalking their cues, and waiting their turn before we find out who's behind the nomination eight-ball. Join me after the break when Kim and Saxon drop in to the Big Brother pool hall.

We all know Patrick is a man of few words, and the few words he said about a chicken last week really got Chrissie's goat.

We'll go to the diary room to see who Vincent points his soft, smooth fingers at.

There we go: resolved, like the middle east conflict.

4 housemates have already entered the diary room, and two remain to blow the nomination nose. It's Jamie's turn next, now last week was his first tickle of the nomination armpit...

Let's cross to the diary room now to see where Jamie puts the blamey.

Things are hotting up in the house; and if you want a hothouse by the sea with cooling ocean breezes, then you should get in the running to win the Big Brother dream beach house.

You are watching live nominations, where the unpredictable joke-meister Daniel will soon stick a knee in the nomination groin.

Let's cross to the house to see whose knickers are in a knot at the prospect of nomination.

Get some new writers, please.

Comments

There are currently 22 comments for this entry.

I hate Gretel Killeen nearly as much as I hate those three morons in the "Dippas" ads.
Posted by Paul (site) on Tue 24 Jun 2003 12:17 #

That was a great insightful entry...with so much input made from you, that was absolutely great reading
Posted by Sarah on Tue 24 Jun 2003 23:52 #

Get some new writers please? How about you get a life!
Posted by Gretel Killeen (site) on Fri 27 Jun 2003 16:51 #

Ahh, you are almost as witty and quick off the mark as the person you are pretending to be. Huzzah to you.
Posted by Nic (site) on Fri 27 Jun 2003 18:50 #

Yeah it is pretty sad pretending to be someone your not...but who ever they are they hit the nail right on the head...get a life...
Posted by Sarah on Sun 29 Jun 2003 00:44 #

Hey Sarah,

I'll bet you're just upset because you were even crapper than the current crop of Big Brother contestants.

Also, you misspelt your own name. It's 'Sahra'.

Paul

PS: Your song sucks.
Posted by Paul (site) on Mon 30 Jun 2003 18:43 #

Actually i don't really watch the show and can not think of anything worse then going on national T.V to show everybody who i am and what not. If i was actually a follower of the show i would actually like the entry and not be bagging it. And i'm not to sure what song you are talking about. Sorry
Posted by Sarah on Mon 30 Jun 2003 23:44 #

And if you look at the first message i left all it was saying was write some of your own stuff instead of bagging someone elses writers...
Posted by Sarah on Tue 1 Jul 2003 00:05 #

Sarah,

Why don't you pack up your two brain cells, and go fuck yourself?

Retard.
Posted by Captain Snooze (site) on Tue 1 Jul 2003 10:51 #

All i think she is saying is, if your going to do a blog thing, you should write your own stuff and not write down what someone else has written and finish it with one sentence of your own
Posted by Peter on Tue 1 Jul 2003 18:41 #

hehehe - i can feel a lot of love in these comments. ^-^
but really - i just thought gretel was coming up with that crap on her own...you mean some dork in the back is actually WRITING THIS CRUD FOR HER? that is seriously wrong.
Posted by rebecca (site) on Fri 4 Jul 2003 13:22 #

hi there nicole, first time to yo' site.

and i don't mind gretel, big up to other working single mums like her, ha!

i don't mind her because she's just reading off an autocue, and she's doing her job. i've found when she's used her own brain, it's been amusing.

but anyway, my point is that the writers need to cut down on the cheesy analogies, yes. yes, they do.
Posted by lyndak (site) on Tue 8 Jul 2003 14:11 #

The only point worth making here is that the fool who initiated this discussion has such a sad, boring life that they have to record, take down and repeat word for word the dribble being presented on a shit channel ten tv show.

Into the bin!
Posted by You know who on Fri 18 Jul 2003 14:35 #

I think that some of tha puns are pretty funny, some are lame and some are mean.
If u really hate gretle and her jokes that much then dont watch big bro and it cant hert u!
Posted by qUiNkY on Mon 21 Jul 2003 15:07 #

Very sadly I was in the lift at Channel 10 the other day and overheard the Channel 10 marketing people talking about Big Brother as if it really was important and that people really cared! Talk about being sucked in by their own hype!
Posted by Bilby (site) on Tue 22 Jul 2003 11:46 #

i'd like to see all of you try to do her job that well. gretel is really nice. i'v met her!!!
Posted by millie on Wed 26 Nov 2003 20:39 #

hey guys gees dont get so sico bout it. its just a tv show and it cant hurt ya! gretels nice so dont bag her, its her job, shes mainly sayin wat she's told to so blame the riters if u think its bad. and why on earth would u sit and copy all the stuff she says just so you can bag her out???????????
p.s bilby, tell that to the 1000's of ppl who flock into the bb stadium every week screaming there heads off, obviously the "killeenisms" are workin...
Posted by cat on Sun 25 Apr 2004 15:32 #

fellows abeg i don cover hereoooooooooooooooo
Posted by mugu on Fri 2 Jul 2004 12:59 #

Gretel comes across as a sour old hag who is totally rude and completely jealous of any female who doesnt look like they have had their face trodden on by someones size 11 boots. She should go to being a pre school teacher if she wants to speak to people like 4 yr olds.
Posted by lisa on Mon 26 Jul 2004 22:27 #

i think that Gretel is a really nice person, and she is only doing her job. yes sometime she can go over the top but sometimes it is quite funny!
Posted by Jess on Sun 22 Aug 2004 13:40 #

Why Did Peter Win
Posted by Darryl White on Fri 3 Dec 2004 14:37 #

Not a day goes by when I don't ask myself that, Darryl. Not a single day.
Posted by Paul (site) on Fri 3 Dec 2004 17:10 #

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